***From Out In The Be-Bop 1950s
Rock Night- Bill Haley's Skinnie Minnie
From The Pen Of Frank
Jackman
In an earlier age women were
expected to be a little more voluptuous than the Minnie of Bill Haley’s cover
song. (It was only fifty some years ago, although that amount of time is
probably an eternity in the fashion world, female variety, probably enough time to make such
fashions retro now if a quick look around lately is any indication.) Arguably
busty and hippy Marilyn Monroe was the model for from hunger Great Depression
(1930s variety) and back from World War II fathers in the 1950s and that
“wisdom” filtered down to the sons, or some sons. My boyhood personal
preference, corner boyhood in front of Doc’s Drugstore hanging out making a
profession of examining this key question of humankind as various shapes and
sticks walked by preference, on the subject though was to go for Minnie, skinnie or
not, in the teenage battle of "sticks" vs. "shapes." Now
this struggle was on top of almost every boy’s mind whether they publically
recognized it or not from about twelve when those stick girls started getting a
shape and, guess what, started to turn from say just flat-out fifth grade
nuisances and bothers to, well, kind of interesting all of a sudden in sixth
grade. Of course today such epic battles, such epic pre-teen angst, probably no
longer exits, and such doings are probably a figment of some old geezer’s
imagination. Yah, right.
Remind me to tell you sometime about
how a stick could turn you inside out just as easily as a shape, maybe worse
because what were you doing hanging with a stick anyway when there were those
interesting shapes to bother your mind.
Actually since I have a minute I will tell you now. See that Doc’s
Drugstore that I mentioned a minute ago had a juke box and a soda fountain and
therefore was a natural attraction for every music hungry kid (and food too,
remember those odd-ball school lunches that left us permanently incapable of
eating good food, or it seemed like it) from Hullsville Elementary School (and
later from Hullsville Junior High next door but this is about the earlier
period). So one day Susie Johnson (we
all had such vanilla names in those days, I was called Francis for chrissake,
in that old white bread town but I think everybody had such square names even
black kids) came strolling by.
Now Susie was nothing but a stick in
those days, since she had been, ah, slow to develop, if you know what I mean,
but, truth, I was stuck on her, stuck on her bad, as bad as a man (oops, boy)
could be stuck on a girl ever since she turned from a nuisance to, well, like I
said before, kind of interesting. But see, interesting or not, what Susie had
was great lips, very great lips. And the reason that I knew that hard fact was
because a few weeks before the time I am talking about down in Kathy Kelly’s
family room, lights out, music playing, some Everly Brothers stuff that
everybody, every girl everybody and so every boy who wanted to get anywhere,
was crazy for Susie Johnson came over to me and gave me a big kiss from those
lips. And so that day she came strolling by my corner (and many previous days
as well) I was waiting for her to try her luck again. And she didn’t, not then
anyway or anytime soon after that. So don’t tell me in the boy meets girl wars
that some skinnie girl can’t twist a man (oops again , boy) around her little
finger , don’t tell me that noise at all.
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Skinnie Minnie lyrics-Bill Haley and
His Comets
SKINNIE MINNIE - BILLY HALEY &
HIS COMETS
Well my skinnie minnie has a clay as
a cheek
And I was 6 feet high and one foot
thin
And now I do I love her, does a boy
love pie?
Well now and she has the eye pull
over my eye
Skinnie Minnie she's skinnie
She ain't tall, that's all
Well Although her shadow doesn't
take much ground
Well now what there is, that really
gets her around
And now what are there ahead,
there's a lot she'd be
{ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/b/bill-haley-lyrics/skinnie-minnie-lyrics.html
}
And now and she may not weight too
much for me
Skinnie Minnie she's skinnie
She ain't tall, that's all
Well now it's hard being slimmer
than a fishing pole
She (has) one hair blond and the
other hair brown
And now I did the other cheek from
the other side
And now I found the old yard where
did she hideah,
Skinnie Minnie she's skinnie
She ain't tall, that's all
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