In
Defense Of The Monkeys-Cary Grant And Ginger Rogers’ Monkey Business
DVD
Review
By
Lester Lannon
Monkey
Business, starring Cary Grant, Ginger Rogers, Charles Coburn, directed by Howard
Hawks, 1952
Let’s
face it not every actor, not every director draws to the high hand when acting
in or directing movies. Why they take on acting or directing chores in vehicles
that don’t showcase their talents has always been a mystery to me. Maybe it was
strictly for the money (which I hope against hope was the reason here), as a
favor for some past service, thinking that the script they read was not that
bad until they saw what happened in production or maybe out of boredom but
whatever it was did a disservice to the big talents in this production. That
was my distinct impression after sitting through this stinker (I rarely give a
one star), Monkey Business, about the
wasted talents of legendary Cary Grant (think of any movie from Arsenic and Old Lace to To Catch A Thief and beyond), Ginger Rogers
(all those great dance movies with Fred Astaire) and director Howard Hawks (including
an early animal film Bringing Up Baby
which was a least clever and filled with nice repartee between Grant and Katherine
Hepburn). On top of that after viewing the antics that the former two were
forced to prance through I felt an overwhelming need to come to the defense of
monkeys, monkeys in general and the monkeys in the film who after all no matter
how intelligence, no matter how close they are to humankind’s ancestry didn’t know
any better.
Here
is why I have my dander up. Doc Barnaby, the role assigned to Cary Grant, was a
chemist for a commercial chemical company (nice alliteration, right) who was
working his butt off trying to find the fountain of youth, or rather the modern
day short-cut a pill that will make one young again, or feel better as one ages
anyway. Of course in order to see if the drug concoctions he was working on
worked he needed clinical tests and so a couple of poor not so stupid monkeys who
were forced into the service of humankind to test the stuff out. But Doc was one
of those fly-by-the-seat-of his-pants guys and decided to try a particular concoction
on himself. But here is where monkeys will be monkeys. One monkey, one very
active monkey, got out of the cage and fooled around in the lab making a concoction
which wound up in the water cooler. Doc drank the concoction he made up then
grabbed a drink of tainted water from the cooler.
Bang!
Doc started acting like a guy of twenty including trying some hanky-panky with
the boss’s secretary (a small part for Marilyn Monroe here before she became
big, very big) and other twenty something antics. Naturally the boss was head over
heels for the success of this new elixir for youth once he saw what it had done
to Doc and was counting the money as he spoke. Problem was when they found out the
whole experiment was monkey business they needed to figure out what chemicals went
to the formula. So back to the grindstone.
Then came the monkey wrench (ouch). While
working on a batch of the new concoction Barnaby’s wife, Edwina, played by legendary
dancer Ginger Rogers, gulped down some of the drug (with a tainted water chaser).
She reverted to childhood, her second.
Barnaby joined her and they thereafter acted like, well, ten-year olds. And it
went downhill from there once the boss and Barnaby’s fellow researchers got at
the cooler. Needless to say when the magic wore off and the water cooler empty,
the fountain of youth going the way of Ponce Deleon, the whole thing was put on
the back burner. Which I believe would have been a good place for this film.
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